An
angry wife (Ekaitte) to her husband (Akpors) on phone.
Ekaitte:
Where the hell are you? ...
Akpors:
Honey, you remember that gold shop where
you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it?
Ekaitte
(relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors:
Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I will buy it for
you one day?
Ekaitte
(totally relaxed with a smile and a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Akpors:
Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop!
TEACHER:
Akpors finish this sentence. 'Many are called but .?
AKPORS:
But only few have credit to call back..
Teacher:
“I killed someone.” Convert this sentence into future tense
AKPORS:
The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Teacher:
Who can state one different between a bird and a fly?
Akpors:
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird
TEACHER:
Akpors define Racism?..
AKPORS:
Racism is when you select your white clothes to wash first before the black
ones
Akpors
was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY
PRINCIPAL"
PRINCIPAL:
What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].
AKPORS:
Sir, I have not finished writing it.
PRINCIPAL:
[angry] What do you mean. You are insulting me and you are telling me that you
have not finished?
AKPORS:
This is not what I want to write.
PRINCIPAL:
So what did you want to write?
AKPORS:
I wanted to write "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL'S ENEMIES"
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