1. Two
mad men (Akpors and Ochuku) organized to run away from a mental hospital, they
started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the
watchman, and then escape.
When
they reached the gate, they found out that the watchman wasn’t there and the
gate was wide opened they said “SHIT!! Our plan has failed lets go and come
back tomorrow.
2. A
man and a woman walked into a guest house and requested to spend the night there.
The owner of the guest house, Mr Ben, who is a member of MFM refused to allow
men and women stay together in his hotel because of fornication.
The
woman explained; He is my son, Not my spouse and so they were allowed to checked
in.
After
30 mins, Mr. Ben sent his maid to go and check if those folks were truly mother
and son. The maid came back and said; Sir, she’s truly the mother.
The
Boss asked; How did you confirm? The maid Smiled; Sir I am sure, I saw her
Breastfeeding the Man.
3. Akpors
and his wife were in court for divorce. The problem is who gets custody for the
child!
The
wife Jumps up and says; your honor I brought the child into this world in pains
and labour, he should be in my custody. The Judge turns to Akpors,
Akpors:
(calmly) ”Your honor, if I put my ATM
card into ATM machine and Cash comes out. Whose cash is it? The machine’s or
mine?
4..Ambali:
I don’t know why my girlfriend is not picking up her call.
Akpors:
Don’t worry, my friend. Send her airtime…take one digit out and wait…
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